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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

benedictervention:

were-all-just-stories-in-the-end:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

consultingasshole:

Gary Oldman provides us with further proof that Benedict Cumberbatch is basically an angel. (x)

Oh Benedict, making me love you more, which I didn’t think was possible.

I LOVE them both so much! I’m crying now.

Heard this story second hand. Nice to hear it from Gary.

"I won’t be going alone…”

(Source: dracotardis)

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick)

benedictsolo:

Tom Hiddleston vs Benedict Cumberbatch  Getting out of car + Waving at fan.

(Source: inked-story)